July 16, 2015
Posted by ch0pper in Animals, cat, cat illustrations, comics, doodles, Featured, full-page, Funny, if cats could speak, if cats could talk, If My Cat Could Speak, Illustration, illustrations, Lingvistov
If My Cat Could Speak
Cats know so many things. They definitely know the meaning of life. They are wiser than you, they are more intelligent than you, and they are generally better than you in everything. You must accept it – you’ll never be as good as your cat. But can you imagine what would happen if your cat could speak? That’s right – it would judge you. Every step of the way.
My cat always watches me with a look which says, “You’re stupid.” So this is an illustrated story about the things my cat (I presume) would say if he could speak. And it makes me think I am lucky that he can’t…Seriously?
Feed me, slave!
Go away…
I have no time for you
Not listening…
You’re stupid
The door
Just no
